April 2009
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JEEZY AIN'T LIE →
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Simms testified that his job was to unload BMF’s cocaine from limos outfitted with secret compartments. He said he piled as many as 100 “bricks” of cocaine at a time inside the basement of one of BMF’s stash houses, an ultra-modern Buckhead mansion nicknamed “Space Mountain.” And he said that on one occasion, in the fall of 2004, he was ordered by high-ranking BMF members Chad “J-Bo” Brown and Martez “Tito” Byrth to set aside multi-kilo cocaine “shipments” for two customers. Simms said the customers picked up the coke from him at Space Mountain.
When asked by assistant U.S. Attorney Robert McBurney who the customers were, Simms gave two names: William “Doc” Marshall, a high-level BMF co-conspirator who testified earlier in the trial, and “Jeezy.”
“Young Jeezy the rapper?” McBurney asked.
“Yes,” Simms answered.
“Don’t trust a ho, never trust a ho, I won’t trust a ho cause she won’t trust me”
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- 3OH!3
Of course a bunch of hipster white dudes can get away with saying ‘ho’ a bunch of times on the radio. CENSORSHIP: RESERVED FOR THE COLOREDS.
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Gorilla Zoe ft. Diddy - Echo
Puff always knows which tracks to jump on.
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“Every time he drives the lane, we have to put him on his back. The first foul has to tell him he’s in for a long night. My first foul Thursday night is going to put him on his back. I guarantee it.”
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Erick Dampier regarding Tony Parker
WHOA. IS ERICK DAMPIER, THE 2nd BEST CENTER IN THE NBA, THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE MAVS?!?!?!
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Kid Cudi - Welcome 2 the World (ft. Kevin Rudolf)
Chubby ass Kevin Rudolf sings a chorus melody straight lifted from an Oasis song.
“Never wear suede shoes, because one day, Michael, you’ll be taking a piss, and the guy next to you will recognize you, and he’ll turn toward you and say, ‘Michael Caine!’ and piss all over your shoes.”
—John Wayne’s advice to a then-upcoming Michael Caine (link)
“Basically, my strategy is: Put on the most embarrassing, undignified, pathetic, weird-looking outfit that you can find and then try to act like you have a lot of integrity.”
— Thomas Lennon on his comedy (link)
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